"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I'm always down for nudity.
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