Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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