gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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