i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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