If that was your dad, he is hot
He kissed a someone with a penis
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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