theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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