We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Of course I have a pirate flag
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
