Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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