Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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