problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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