she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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