Can Purell be used as lube?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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