I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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