The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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