My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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