4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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