He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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