I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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