I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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