i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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