Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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