Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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