who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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