ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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