why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize