About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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