In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
