I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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