Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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