Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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