It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
handjob tips. give me some.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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