you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize