: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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