She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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