porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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