FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Randomize
