mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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