that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
