I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Randomize
