...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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