i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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