that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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