Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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