Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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