How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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