I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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