honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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