i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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