We won't sleep together?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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