I just threw up on my dentist
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
