Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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