I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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