Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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