Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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