I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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